Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they
lie.


He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you
today?"


Son says, "At school dad."


Robot slaps the son!


"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"


"What DVD?"


"Toy Story."


Robot slaps the son again!


"Ok, it was a porno!" cries the son.


"What! When I was your age, I didn't know what
porn was." says the dad.


Robot slaps the dad!


Mom laughs, "Ha, Ha, Ha! He's certainly your
son."


Robot slaps the mom.