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Life in pain

A psychiatrist walks up to a man who is limping and making noises of pain.

He asks," Umm, excuse me but,whats the matter?"

The man stares at him and says," I feel so damn awful that , I can't work anymore."

The psyche says," Don't worry you will overcome your pain and be back on your feet sooner or later."

The man curiously asks," When?"

"Whenever you feel up to it, just tell your self, 'When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade'.

Then man coughs, and says", What do I do if life threw me a watermelon right into the ballsack"?
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Uploaded 11/11/2009
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