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little billy's confused

little billy is sitting in his room playing and he hears his mom scream
"you bastard!"
and he hears his dad scream
"you bitch"
later on after the fight little billy walks p to his mom and asks her
"mommy whats a bastard?"
the mom not wantin to let billy know thats a curse word she says
"honey bastard is another name to call a man. now go play"
after he walks away from his mom he thinks and then goes to his dad and asks
"dad whats a bitch?"
the dad not wantin bully to know what it really means he says
"its another name for a woman son. now leave me alone"
later on that night he gets up and hears his mom and having sex and hears his mom scream
"OH STICK YOUR DICK IN MY BOOTY!"
little billy thinks and after he sees his mom in the kitchen he walks up to her and asks her
"mommy whats a dick?"
the mom shocked cause he heard them quickly says
"honey its another name for a mans hat. now go to yor room"
billy still condused goes to his and asks
"daddy whats a booty?"
the dad as shocked as the mom was says
"uh billy thats another name for a womans coat. now go back to your room"
the next day billy wakes up and sees his dad shaving and the dad knicks himself and he says
"shit"
billy walks up to him and asks
"daddy whats shit"
the dad annoyed and in pain from the burn of the cut he says
"billy its what im wipeing off my face now leave"
and he keeps walking and sees his mom in the kitchen sewing up the turkey she pricks herself with the needle and she cries
"fuck that hurt"
billy condused walks up to his mom and asks
"mommy whats fuck?"
the mom in pain quickly says
"its what im doin to the turkey now go into the living room"
then theres a knock on the door and the mom screams
"billy get that please"
billy walks up to the door its his grandpa, grandma, aunt and uncle
so billy knowing what he just learnt swing open the door and gladly screams
"hey you bitches and bastards hand up your dicks and booties dads in there wipeing the shit off his face and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
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