A little black boy dies and is greeted by God who says, "Welcome my son, come on in." Still wondering where he is at, he asks, "Am I dead?" God responds, "Yes my son, come on in." The little boy then asks, "Am I in heaven?" Again God responds "Yes my son, come in, you're welcome here." The little black boy notices that he has wings on his back and asks God, "Am, am I an angel?" God smiles softly and responds, "No son, you're a bat, but welcome anyway."