Little Evan and some friends decided to tell jokes to each other.

Little Kyle: "Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV on watched the couch."

Little Alex: "What'd the mushroom say when he had to leave the bar? WTF, I'm a FUNGI!"

Little Billy: "Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize M $ Ms."

Finally, it was little Evan's turn.

Little Evan: "Umm... uh, well... your mother is so pretty when she , ummm, wanted to enter a beauty contest the judges told her, "Sorry, no professionals"."