The teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living.
Suzie said, "My daddy is a boxer and he can beat your daddy up!"
Billey raised his hand and said, "My daddy is a cop and he will arrest you!"
Little johnny took his turn and he said, "My daddy eats light bulbs."
The class was confused.
So he said, "Last night I heard him say to my mom: 'Turn out the light, I'm going to eat it!'"