Little johnny and 2 other kids were out playing on the kindergarden playground. one boy asks what a dick was because his mother called his dad a dick this morning. so little johnny said he would ask his dad tonight. so when johnny got home he asked his dad what a dick was, then his dad dropped his pants and said "son this is what a dick is" the next day the kids came up to little johnny and asked if he found out what a dick was, little johnny pulled down his pants and said "well a dick looks like this but 3 inches shorter"