This little boy is standing in the men’s room. In walks a sailor. The little boy asks the sailor, "Are you a sailor?" The sailor replies yes and asks why the little boy wants to know. The little boy said he had never worn a sailor’s hat before and would like to try his hat on. While the sailor is standing at the urinal, he hands his hat to the little boy. The little boy walks over in front of the mirror and starts saluting himself and smiling. Just then, a Marine walks in, wearing his dress blues. The little boy looks up at him and asks, "Are you a Marine?" The Marine says, "Do you want to shine my boots?" The little boy replies, oh no, I’m not a real sailor, I’m just wearing one’s hat.