Little Ralph was in the second grade and had a bad mouth. Ralphs first grade teacher warned his current teacher about the language he uses. One day they were playing a alphabet game.

The teacher asked for a word that starts with A and Ralph jumps up "Ooh Ooh Me Me" the teacher picks Susan. She says "apple". Teacher goes on to B. Again Ralph jumps up "Ooh Ooh Me Me" the teacher picks Matt and he says "bear".

This goes on until the tacher hits R. Ralph is worn out by now but he still puts his hand up. The teacher figures there are no bad words that start with R so she chooses Ralph. Ralph jumps up and says "Rats, Big Fucking Rats, with Footlong Dicks"