I enjoy long, Poop Smelling walks on the beach, getting Invited in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Cookies. I really like piña coladas mixed with Mr. Clean, and romantic, candle-lit Donkey Fists. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Matt Pipes. I travel frequently, especially to Candy Land, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Gingerbread man.) I am looking for tapeworm icecream and beauty in the form of a Khazackstanian goddess. She should have the physique of John Mickley and the Kidney Flavored Salad With Diahreea Dressing sauce of Angie. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my barns. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more Speedy.