This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.


Make the Pie Higher


I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen

And uncertainty

And potential mental losses.


Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the internet

Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?


They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish

Can coexist.


Families is where our nation finds hope

Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!