Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Women can never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and with a beer gut and still think they're sexy.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Because a woman who can't afford to do her own laundry will never be able to support you.

In the beginning, God created Earth then rested. Then God created Man then rested. Then God created women then rested. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.