"Take off your clothes and lie down on the table" Said the Doctor. The young lady did as she was told reluctantly. "I am just going to feel your breasts for lumps". He duly did and she let him. "Now I am going to put on these gloves and just check your downstairs. I'll warn you, the gel is a bit cold". The girl spoke up "Excuse me Doctor, but do you do this for everyone who comes on board the Tardis?"