There were two midgets and they went to the bar and got two normal sized women. They went out and then went to the midgets' houses. One woman said to one midget and said he was too short and left. He heard in the other room uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh. The next morning one midget asked the other if he had a goos time last night. He said no, she left before they had sex. What was that noise then, the other midget said. Oh! I was just trying to get on my bed.