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"Mommy Mommy" jokes

"mommy, mommy, can i lick the bowl?"
"shut up and flush."

"Mommy, mommy,can i biy a new dress?"
"you know it wont fit over your iron lung"

"Mommy, mommy, this doesnt taste like tomato juice"
"Shutup and drink before it clots"

"Mommy, mommy, why do i keep going in circles?"
"Shutup or i'll nail your other foot to the floor

"Mommy, mommy, why is everyone running away?"
"Shut up and reload!"
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