One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them for their sins. At the end of the day, the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them. He turned to the first monk. "What did you do today?" he asked. "I robbed a walmart" came the reply. "Good, go and drink from the holy water and your sins will be forgiven". He then aproached the second monk and asked him the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" was the monk's response. "Good, go and drink from the holy water and your sins will be forgiven. The third monk stepped up and was asked the same question. "I pissed in the holy water" came the reply.