A blonde going to New York on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
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Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draught
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What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold onto a thought
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How do you plant a dope?
Bury a blonde
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but you never see them
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Why couldn't the blonde write the number 11?
She didn't know which 1 came first
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What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gon