Johnny lived next door to two very hot twins. One day Johnny decided that he was going to make his move. He waited outside until their father came home, and greeted him at the door. Johnny said "how was your day Mr. C?"

Mr. C said "Not so good Johnny, it was very stressful."

Johnny walked inside with Mr. C, and said "tell you what, you go sit down in your big ol' comfy chair, and I'll run upstairs and grab your slippers for you."

"That would be quite nice of you Johnny", said Mr. C

So Johnny went upstairs, but instead of getting the slippers he went to the girls room "Your father said that I could have sex with both of you."

They looked and each other, then at Johnny, "both of us?"

Johnny yelled down the stairs, "both of them Mr. C?"

"Yeah, Johnny, both of them!"