I was called for jury duty. I told them my grandma had died and so I couldn't be apart of it. Some months later they called me again, I told them my grandma died. They said "The other one?" I said "Yeah, what are the odds..." So they end up calling me a third time, I told them my grandma died. They asked "How many grandmas do you have?" I said "How many times are you going to keep calling me for jury duty?"