One day I woke up after arguing with my wife over the bills all night and decided I was going to be a jackass that day. So before going to work I stopped in by the local tattoo shop. I walked in and asked the tattoo artist behind the desk if he was available to give me a tattoo. He said I could be next. When it came time for me, the man asked me what I wanted and where. So I asked the man to give me a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill above my penis, puzzled the man asked why would I get this tattoo? I told the man "that's for when the next time my wife asks me for a hundred dollars to blow, all I have to do is pull down my pants!