Remember 2009
Remember 2009
You Know You Lived In 2009 When:

From: rawrzorz

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the big fan...
the big fan...
a blond was taking helicopter lesons and it was her first day by herself. the instructer checked in...

From: ugaboy

Views: 74

Comments: 2

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0 To 200
0 To 200
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wife's anniversary and she was really pissed.

From: rawrzorz

Views: 74

Comments: 4

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Race Horse
Race Horse
Hey i just bought a race horse and i named him Myface. He's not real fast but imagine all the people...

From: Lagunaroku

Views: 229

Comments: 6

Added: 8 hours ago

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Chuck Norris joke
Chuck Norris joke
Mr T. plays a Night Elf Mohawk in World of Warcraft. Chuck Norris plays WoW also. He plays as himsel...

From: restlesspaper_1

Views: 227

Comments: 6

Added: 8 hours ago

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Sex is like math
Sex is like math
Sex is like math: ... u add the bed... subtract the clothes... divide the legs... leave your solutio...

From: Lagunaroku

Views: 286

Comments: 7

Added: 8 hours ago

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Titty Joke
Titty Joke
What did one titty say to the other titty?

From: Lagunaroku

Views: 272

Comments: 8

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The simple truth
The simple truth
Why do fat girls give good blow jobs?

From: daddymack

Views: 296

Comments: 4

Added: 10 hours ago

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Actual Craig's List Ad.........
Actual Craig's List Ad.........
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

From: LTlingerie

Views: 366

Comments: 7

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto in a bar.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto in a bar.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big...
Controversial!

From: DarthTolkien

Views: 300

Comments: 2

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Cowboy Chili
Cowboy Chili
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old co...

From: DarthTolkien

Views: 280

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The Redneck and the Gorilla.
The Redneck and the Gorilla.
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the go...
Controversial!

From: DarthTolkien

Views: 309

Comments: 2

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Busted
Busted
A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you? "

From: Bladder

Views: 421

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Two boys
Two boys
Two naughty boys, Larry and Tom, stole a bag of oranges from their
Controversial!

From: Bladder

Views: 459

Comments: 3

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too many
too many
A guy from New York calls up his friend in Idaho and his friend in Jersey and they have a three way ...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 421

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hypnotist
hypnotist
A man went for an audition at a local club. "You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcom...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 400

Comments: 3

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johnny's at it again with dirty thoughts
johnny's at it again with dirty thoughts
One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would pla...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 465

Comments: 4

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Beating
Beating
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to b...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 380

Comments: 3

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playing
playing
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be pla...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 313

Comments: 3

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watch has to meanings dad
watch has to meanings dad
Greg and Joe were in class together. Greg saw Joe's new watch and asked him where he got it.
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 313

Comments: 2

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counting
counting
The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers ...

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 290

Comments: 3

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poor flea
poor flea
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and w...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 262

Comments: 1

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cool watch
cool watch
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick g...
Controversial!

From: sophiegirl999

Views: 187

Comments: 1

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blonde
blonde
a blonde and a burnette jump off a building which one hit the ground first.............................

From: bongtoker420

Views: 197

Comments: 2

Added: Yesterday

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