That's Gross...
That's Gross...
What did the leper say to the hooker?

From: poopyturtle

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Schizophrenia
Schizophrenia
Roses are red

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Added: 8 minutes ago


Hey mum 2
Hey mum 2
Hey mum, why are we pushing the car off a cliff.

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Hey mum
Hey mum
hey mum why is dad running down the street.

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drop dead
drop dead
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...

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Twisted Nursery Rhymes
Twisted Nursery Rhymes
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie

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Freudian Slip
Freudian Slip
how many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Views: 43

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Materialistic
Materialistic
A lawyer parks his car at the side of the road and as he gets out a car comes flying past ripping of...

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Views: 51

Added: 54 minutes ago


Dead mother in the army
Dead mother in the army
A sergeant in a boot camp is requested to tell gently one of the recruits that his mother just died....

From: Generlj

Views: 47

Added: 56 minutes ago


Construction Site
Construction Site
An Englishman a Scotsman and a Chinese Man all work at a construction site. The boss designates them...

From: 12storyfall

Views: 70

Added: 1 hour ago


Sex Medications
Sex Medications
A woman is contemplating on why her sex life hasn’t been up to snuff lately. The next day she goe...

From: Froce11

Views: 124

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Blonde on Horseback
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde decided to try horseback riding, even though she had no prior experience.

From: killerisme107

Views: 117

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Junior's Room
Junior's Room
One day mom was cleaning junior's room. In the closet she found an S&M magazine. This was highly...

From: killerisme107

Views: 107

Added: 2 hours ago


Nice Ears
Nice Ears
Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One ...

From: killerisme107

Views: 108

Added: 2 hours ago


Proud Jamaican Father
Proud Jamaican Father
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just g...

From: killerisme107

Views: 105

Added: 2 hours ago


Parable of the Fly
Parable of the Fly
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to...

From: killerisme107

Views: 78

Added: 2 hours ago


Milk Bath
Milk Bath
This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave...

From: killerisme107

Views: 82

Added: 2 hours ago


Senior Accountant
Senior Accountant
A 64-year-old accountant left a letter for his wife one Friday evening that read, "Dear wife, I...

From: killerisme107

Views: 77

Added: 2 hours ago


The Shakes
The Shakes
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands ...

From: killerisme107

Views: 67

Added: 2 hours ago


Not Crabs
Not Crabs
There was an 80-year-old virgin who suddenly got an itch in her crotch. She went to the doctor who c...

From: killerisme107

Views: 60

Added: 2 hours ago


Dead Baby 6
Dead Baby 6
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

From: killerisme107

Views: 32

Added: 2 hours ago


Dead Baby 5
Dead Baby 5
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

From: killerisme107

Views: 26

Added: 2 hours ago


Dead Baby 4
Dead Baby 4
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?

From: killerisme107

Views: 19

Added: 2 hours ago


Dead Baby 3
Dead Baby 3
What gets louder as it gets smaller?

From: killerisme107

Views: 30

Added: 2 hours ago






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