Newfie Jokes
Uploaded 08/10/2008
Q.How do you get a one armed newfie out of a tree?
A.Wave
Q.How do you get a 2 armed newfie out of a tree?
A.Bring a friend
Q.How does a newfie kill a fish?
A.Drowns it
Q.How does a newfie kill a worm?
A.Buries it
Q.How does a newfie kill a bird?
A.Throws it off a cliff
Q. How do you confuse a newfie?
A. Put him in a circular room and tell him to piss in the corner
Q.How does a newfie confuse you?
A. Tells you he did
Q.How does a newfie piss you off?
A.Shows you the corner he pissed in
Q.What do you do when a newfie throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back
A.Wave
Q.How do you get a 2 armed newfie out of a tree?
A.Bring a friend
Q.How does a newfie kill a fish?
A.Drowns it
Q.How does a newfie kill a worm?
A.Buries it
Q.How does a newfie kill a bird?
A.Throws it off a cliff
Q. How do you confuse a newfie?
A. Put him in a circular room and tell him to piss in the corner
Q.How does a newfie confuse you?
A. Tells you he did
Q.How does a newfie piss you off?
A.Shows you the corner he pissed in
Q.What do you do when a newfie throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back
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