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Nice and Kinky

A man is dumped by his wife because he was too kinky for her, and he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. While there he strikes up a conversation with a woman who just happens to have been left by her husband for being too kinky.
They eventually put two and two together and go for cocktails at the woman's apartment. After a couple more drinks, she tells him she's going to slip into something a little more restricting...
She goes into her room and changes in to a leather leotard with six-inch high stilletto boots. She gets her cat o' nine tails ready and comes out of the room to find the man walking out the front door.
"Hey! I thought we were going to get kinky?!"
He turns around and says "Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse, I gotta go."
joshmeister
Uploaded 11/06/2010
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