President Clinton returned from a trip to Arkansas aboard Air Force One. As he descended the steps, the Marine at the bottom of the steps saluted and noticed the President was carrying a pig under each arm. "Nice pigs, sir." Said the Marine. "I'll have you know young man," the President said, "that these are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks, and I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." The Marine saluted once more and said, "Excellent trade, sir."