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No matter what, you're always a blonde

A blonde, sick of all the jokes of being blonde, goes out and gets an entire makeover. After getting a jet black dye job, she decides to buy a nice BMW as well. Taking a joy ride, she passes up a sheepherder with his flock. She pulls aside and tells the man "Hey mister, if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?". The man says "My dear, I don't think you can do it, but be my guess". She correctly guessed 47 sheep in the flock, so he held up his end of the bargain. After she picked one out and was ready to leave, he told her "Hold on, I want to make a deal with you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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