52% of the people voted for a this jerk as president??? We just got rid of one Hussein in Iraq and now we've got one in the WHITE HOUSE!

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So Obama can remember them.


Obama's brain is like a ball bearing in a shoebox, a blonde's brain is like a ball bearing in a boxcar.

Obama is a few slices short of a full loaf, a blonde is a slice short of a sandwich.

In a battle of wits between Obama and a blonde, both would lose.

If Obama thinks too much his head hurts. If a blonde thinks too much she voids her warranty.

Obama all the personality of a bowl of cold oatmeal, a blonde has all the depth of the plastic spoon that comes with it.

Obama always needs to explain his jokes, a blonde always needs to have jokes explained to her.

Obama is as honest as a blonde is smart, a blonde is as smart as Barack Obama is honest.

Obama has both oars on the left side of the boat, a blonde only has one oar in the water.

Obama doesn't have the answer, a blonde doesn't understand the question.

If Obama were any dumber he'd be blonde, and if blondes were any dumber they would have to be watered once a week.