A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young moms and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the 1st mother, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the 2nd mother, 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turns to the 3rd mother. 'Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers .. Come on, Dick, we're leaving!'