Four mothers and their children went to a group therapy session with a child psychologist because their children had behavioral problems. After listening to the mothers and the children, the psychologist offered his final remarks.

"Each of you mothers are contributing to your children's behavior. It is clear that you have all named your kids after your own obsessions," the doctor said.

He continued by saying, "For instance, Mary, you are obsessed with food, which is why you named your daughter Candy."

"Pamela, you are obsessed with money, which is probably why you named your daughter Penny," he went on to say.

"Stephanie, you are obsessed with alcohol, which is why your daughter is named Brandy," he concluded.

Just then, the fourth mother stood up quiety, grabbed her son by the hand and said, "Come on Peter, we're leaving. Your brothers Willy and Dick have soccer practice."