A man and wife were playing in their club's annual "Guys and Dolls"
golf tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his
wife had insisted. On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit.
While his wife wasted time on the ladies tee, he decided to go ahead and
hit his drive from the mens. Unfortunately, he misjudged his shot and his
ball hit his wife in the back of the head, killing her instantly. At the
hospital the doctor came to talk to the husband.
"Mr. Smith, we found a golf ball lodged 3 inches into your wife's brain,
which was the the cause of death. But, we have found something else that
really puzzles us."
"What is it?" asked Mr. Smith. "Well," said the doctor, "we also found a
golf ball lodged 6 inches into her anal cavity." The husband said "Oh, that
was just my Mulligan!"