An old woman is in an elevator when a beautiful smelling woman gets in. The woman says, "L'Air D'or, one hundred dollars an ounce. The elevator moves up a few floors and stops. Another woman gets in smelling beautiful. She says, "Shanelle number five, one hundred and fifty dollars an ounce." The old woman finaly get to her floor and as she leaves she bends over and farts and says, "Broccili forty-nine cents a pound!"