Ole's Tallywacker

Ole is out on the farm plowing the back 40 and needs to take a leak. Jumps off his tractor, drops his pants, and ahhhh! Poor Ole, doesn't realize he's peeing on a hornets nest.

Ole calls the Doc and says, 'Hey Doc, I vas just out back plowin ya know, when I had to pee and by golly I peed right on hornets nest, and they stung me right on my tallywacker, and she burns someting terrible'. 'Vat can yado to help me dere Doc'?

The Doctor replies, 'Well now Ole, if I was you, I'd stick my tallywacker in a bowl of warm buttermilk'. 'It should relieve the swelling and stop the burning'.

By now, Ole's unit is swollen up to un-believable proportions. So he follows Doc's orders and lays his wacker in a bowl of buttermilk.

Lena enters, and looks at Ole with his member laying in the buttermilk, she pauses for a moment, looks Ole squarely in the eye and says to him. 'Ya know dere Ole, we've been married for nearly 50 years now, and I never could figure out how you re-loaded dat ting
Uploaded 07/31/2008
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