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One day in the future,

One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack, dies prematurely --

and goes straight to Hell. The Devil greets him, but says "I don't know

exactly what to do with you. Of course you are on my list, so you will have

to stay -- but you got here a little earlier than I expected and I don't have

your room ready yet."


The Devil thinks for a moment and says, "Tell you what I can do. There are a

couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you were. I can let one of them

go so long as you take their place. I'll even let you decide who gets to

leave."


Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the Devil opened the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and

surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Su
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Uploaded 04/24/2008
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