A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a gin and tonic. Surprised, the bartender looks at him. ‘Ain't you from around here, boy?’ he sneers. ‘I'm from Pennsylvania,’ the guy replies. The bartender frowns. ‘What do you do there?’ ‘I'm a taxidermist,’ comes the reply. The bartender laughs incredulously. ‘A taxidermist!’ he cries. ‘What the hell is a taxidermist?’ The guy looks at him. ‘I mount dead animals.’ The bartender smiles and turns to the rest of the bar. ‘It's okay, boys,’ he shouts. ‘He's one of us!’