englishman, frenchman, american and a mexican on a plane going to the U.N. in new york when all of a sudden theres engine trouble! The pilot says over the P.A. system that theres only 1 parachute onboard.
The Englishman, ever the gentleman steps up, opens the door, shouts GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! And jumps!
The frenchman, always the fucking copycat steps up, goes to the door and shouts VIVE LA FRANCE and jumps into the abyss
The yank then steps up, looks out the door at the 2 bodies gathering speed towards the ground, takes a step back then shouts REMEMBER THE ALAMO and throws the mexican out the door!!!!!!