Soldier's diary:

Monday. Went to patrol the woods. Encountered a girl that got lost in the forest. Got horny and took her to the bushes. It was a good day.

Tuesday. Went to patrol the woods. A drunk college guy was returning from a party and clearly got lost. Got horny and took him to the bushes. It was a good day.

Wednesday. Got a one day pass and decided to get drunk in a bar. Took the forest shortcut and met some fellow soldiers on a patrol. It was a very bad day.