This midget walks into a bar, takes a seat and asks the bartender for a drink. After the bartender hands him one, the midget jumps on the counter, runs to the other side and goes, "Pbfft!" He runs back to his seat, asks for another drink, gets it, then runs to the end of the counter and goes, "Pbfft!" This big guy, watching the midget do this, is starting to get pissed. So the next time the midget comes down to the end of the bar, he grabs a hold of him and says, "If you do that one more time, I'll cut your dick off." The midget laughs and says, "Jokes on you, I don't have a dick!" The big guy then says, "Well then how do you piss, smartass?" The midget leans in real close, "PBFFT!"