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Pick Up Lines That No One Should Ever Use

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
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