A: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

B: Just enough to break the ice. Hi, im *name here*

A: Did you just fart?

B: Because you blew me away.

A: Do you have any raisins?

B: No? How about a date?

A: Is that top felt? (no)

B: Would you like it to be?

A:What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

B: My zipper.

-If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd still have sex with you.

-Does this rag smell like chloroform?