A man worked in a pickle factory for many years and everyday he came home to his wife saddened. He told her everyday that he feels the urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer, but then doesn’t because he feels his wife may get mad. She tells him one day that she won’t be mad, but after he does this she doesn’t want to hear him complain about the consequences. So the next day he decides he will put his penis in the pickle slicer. When he returns home he announces what he did to his wife. She immediately asks him what happened and how his penis is. He said my penis is fine, it is in one piece yet, but my boss fired me. His wife was astonished and wondered why and what happened to the pickle slicer. He said well i don’t feel that bad because the boss fired the pickle slicer too. He said she was pretty mad too.