Poetry and Sex

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together.

The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asked him where he had been.

The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night."

The black guy says, "I can't get my wife to have sex with me no matter what. How do you do it."

The white guy says, "I recite poetry to her every night."

"What kind of poetry?" asked the black guy.

The white guy says, "Blondie, blondie with eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." The white guy tells his friend to go home and try it..its a sure thing.

The black guy comes back about 2 hours later with a swollen eye, busted lip and arm in a sling. "Don't you EVER tell me nothing ever again!" he says to the white guy.

"Did you try the poetry?" the white guy asks.

"Of course"

"Well...what exactly did you say?" asked the white guy.

The black guy replies, "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch and take it like a dog!"
Uploaded 05/30/2009
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