Pollock has never the wipe with
FartPervert69
Published
07/14/2008
There's an Italian and a Pollock walking in the woods. The Pollock stops and says "Man I've gotta take a shit." The Italian says "Well whats the problem." Pollock goes. "I got nothin to wipe with."
Italian says "Just use a pine cone." Pollock goes "nah It will cut up my ass." Italian suggest a leaf. Pollocks replies "Nah I'll get bugs in my ass. Italian says, just use a dollar then. Pollock agrees and goes and takes his shit..
When he comes back his hands are covered in shit. the Italian goes "What the fuck did you do.
Pollock looks at him and says "Man, you ever tried wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickle
Italian says "Just use a pine cone." Pollock goes "nah It will cut up my ass." Italian suggest a leaf. Pollocks replies "Nah I'll get bugs in my ass. Italian says, just use a dollar then. Pollock agrees and goes and takes his shit..
When he comes back his hands are covered in shit. the Italian goes "What the fuck did you do.
Pollock looks at him and says "Man, you ever tried wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickle
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