Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
The courage to change the things I can not accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As the may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember,
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
But only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Amen.