A drunken priest is pulled over for speeding. smelling alcohol on the father's breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger seat, the copper asks, ''sir, have you been drinking?'' The minister replies, ''just water''. ''Then tell me,'' the policeman enquires, ''how is it that i can smell wine?'' The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, ''good lord, he's done it again!''