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Puny One-liners

So I said to this German cab driver, "Can you take me to where the Pope lives?" He said, "Vat I can."

Cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper? That's just dicing with death.

The recruitment consultant asked me, "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said, "Wouldn't do it if you paid me."
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Uploaded 05/16/2008
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