One day a man was driving on the highway and he saw a black hitchhiker. He swerved over and hit him. A few miles down the road, he saw another. He swerved over and hit him too. A few more miles and he saw a priest hitchhiking. He figured that he better give him a ride so he wont go to hell. As he is driving with the priest, he sees another black person on the side of the road. He doesn't want to hit him with the priest in the car. He figures that if he pretnds to fall asleep, he can swerve over and get him. He closes his eyes and starts drifting over. He hears a TINK, CLUNK. He wakes up and asks the priest,"What was that?" The priest says,"you almost missed that nigger, so I opened my door and got him."