Racist Jokes

Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.

Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.

Q: What word starts with the letter "n," ends with the letter "r," and is something you never want to call a black person?
A: A neighbor.

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.

Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.

Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Hear about the new car invented in Israel? Not only will it stop AND turn on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street and see a 12 year old boy. The priest says, "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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