A man has entered a radio contest and must awnser the following questions.

DJ: So Bill (the man) if you awnser these questions correctly you will win a free vacation to Florida!

Bill: Okay.

DJ: So Bill when was the last time you had sex.

Bill: How will you know if i'm telling the truth or not?

DJ: We will call up your wife and ask her the same questions.

Bill: Okay. The last time I had sex was this morning.

DJ: How long did it last?

Bill: About nine minutes

DJ: Where did you have sex?

Bill: On the kitchen table.

DJ: Okay we are now contacting your wife.

RING ... RING....

Maria(man's wife): Hello?

Bill: Hi Maria its Bill, honey, awnser these questions right and we'll win a free vacation to Florida!

Maria: Okay.

Bill: When did we last have sex?

Maria: This morning.

Bill: How long did it last?

Maria: aroud ten minute.

DJ: Sounds good only one more question!

Bill: okay, where did we have sex?

Maria: Oh Bill, i'm not saying that.

Bill: Just say it!

Maria: >sigh<...In the ass.