1) if you walk past a gay bar what would you hear
you boy friend cheating on you

2) what do you get when a blonde gets pregnant with someone from Texas

your mother

3) you mother is in a zoo and says too a child do you see that hairy ass whiles standing next too a donkey

4) you grandmother is so old she farts dust

5) your mama so ugly they used her as a weapon in the movie saw 5

6) your Nana so old and fat scientist believed she ate all the dinosaurs