An Englishman, American, and Arabian were in a bar talking about their families. The Englishman said, ‘I have ten kids at home and if I had another one I would have a soccer team!’ ‘Well,’ said the American guy, ‘I have 15 kids at home and if I had another one I would have a football team!’ ‘Well,’ said the Arabic guy, ‘I have 17 wives at home.’ He paused, sipping at his drink. ‘If I had another one I would have a golf course.’