Little boy knows no cuss words.
fakeracist
Published
10/23/2008
There was this kid who didn't know any cuss words...
One day he came home from school and saw his sister trip over the step, and she said $#!T. The little boy asked, what does $#!T mean? The girl said it was another word for step.
Then he went to the kitchen where he saw his mother cutting a chicken when she cut her fingered and yelled F@*!<. The little boy asked, what does F@*!< mean? The mom said it is another word for cutting.
The little boy went upstairs and saw his dad shaving, he was talking on the phone when his son heard him say balls. What does balls mean? The dad responds thats another word for cheeks.
The little boy decided to go wait for the mailman. When the mailman came he asked "where are you parents?" The boy said "Watch out for the shit, my mom is inside F@*!<ing the chicken and my dad is upstairs shaving his balls."
One day he came home from school and saw his sister trip over the step, and she said $#!T. The little boy asked, what does $#!T mean? The girl said it was another word for step.
Then he went to the kitchen where he saw his mother cutting a chicken when she cut her fingered and yelled F@*!<. The little boy asked, what does F@*!< mean? The mom said it is another word for cutting.
The little boy went upstairs and saw his dad shaving, he was talking on the phone when his son heard him say balls. What does balls mean? The dad responds thats another word for cheeks.
The little boy decided to go wait for the mailman. When the mailman came he asked "where are you parents?" The boy said "Watch out for the shit, my mom is inside F@*!<ing the chicken and my dad is upstairs shaving his balls."
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